If your an Alcoholic -
And you wake up after another binge
And your body aches all over..again
And you've got a hangover.....again
And you spent to much money...again
And you can't pay the rent....again
And ..... again..again...again....again
There is only one thing to do:-
D O N'T P I C K I T U P!!!
Bev
Gaza
davinia
You know who you are
I wish you all well.

Afternoon greetings Super,
Oliver reed once suggested to a tea-totaler that was interviewing him 'Are you not fed up with awaking and spending most of the morning in a hungover state?'
Good old ollie replied - 'No. When you awake - that is as good as the day gets. For me - things can only improve'.
A little bit of paraphrasing - but entertaining nonetheless.