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Karaoke_manhttp://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/Things about meen-EUhourly82000-01-01T12:00+00:00Karaoke_manhttp://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/5f/4bdfc56ac305168b84bee5d05f02aa_160x200.jpgVideo Chathttp://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/27/video_chat~832977/2006-05-27T13:16:14+02:00 Does anybody know how to do video chating in a blog <a href="http://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/27/video_chat~832977/#comments">Comments</a> Does anybody know how to do video chating in a blog

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]]>Working Tonighthttp://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/27/working_tonight~832928/2006-05-27T13:00:34+02:00 I'm working in the railway in altrincham tonight. I like it in there it's clean the public are fairly decent and the booze is ok. let on to me if you come in, it's nice to no who reads these things. <a href="http://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/27/working_tonight~832928/#comments">Comments</a> I'm working in the railway in altrincham tonight. I like it in there it's clean the public are fairly decent and the booze is ok. let on to me if you come in, it's nice to no who reads these things.

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]]>Nice to here from you SOCIOPATH74http://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/22/nice_to_here_from_you_sociopath74~820207/2006-05-22T16:39:05+02:00 Author: sociopath74 <a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/user/sociopath74/">http://www.blog.co.uk/user/sociopath74/</a> Comment: Afternoon greetings Super, Oliver reed once suggested to a tea-totaler that was interviewing him 'Are you not fed up with awaking and spending most of the morning in a hungover state?' Good old ollie replied - 'No. When you awake - that is as good as the day gets. For me - things can only improve'. A little bit of paraphrasing - but entertaining nonetheless. <a href="http://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/22/nice_to_here_from_you_sociopath74~820207/#comments">Comments</a> Author: sociopath74
http://www.blog.co.uk/user/sociopath74/

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Afternoon greetings Super,

Oliver reed once suggested to a tea-totaler that was interviewing him
'Are you not fed up with awaking and spending most of the morning in a
hungover state?'

Good old ollie replied - 'No. When you awake - that is as good as the
day gets. For me - things can only improve'.

A little bit of paraphrasing - but entertaining nonetheless.

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]]>I stole this from Random Blog From Random Personhttp://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/22/i_stole_this_from_random_blog_from_rando~820173/2006-05-22T16:28:02+02:00 List ten fictional figures you would have sex with (in no particular order), then tag five people to do the same. 1. Jordan 2. Betty boo 3. Lara Croft (Toomraider girl) 4. Betty (Fred flintstones best mates wife) 5. Wonder woman 6. Bionic woman 7. Supergirl 8. Storm 9. Florance (magic roundabout) 10.Wilma dearing (buck rogers) Tag five people; How do you do that then? 1. NAME ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT ? edd; Fell when i was a kid, had two stitches in my head 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? Birthday cards 3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? it's Blick. 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TOO? Anything but rap 5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? a map of wales 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Se?..Money 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Se?..Money 8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? am 9. Lol, I notice the original doesn't have a 9 either so What is your fav. sex position? all of them 10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? Se?..Money 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My Dad 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE/PERFUME? Fahrenheit 14. WHAT TYPE OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Blond, preferably black! 15. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS? no 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Energy drinks 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING? Jam 18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Jam Pizza 19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD passionate love to? girl friend 20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? Double duch 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT THAT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? Life 22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? Oh Yes 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No. 24. FAVOURITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don't wear labels! 25. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Bentley Turbo 26. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH? Cup of tea. 27. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE? crap 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Don't know 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? say what you mean 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: said it 31. BLONDES OF BRUNETTES? Yes please 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Bevs 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU THE MOST? Bev 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF ENGLAND? Yes and wales and scotland and N Ireland 35. YOUR WEAKNESS? bev no sex no Money 36. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? After Shave 37. FIRST JOB? Apprentice electrician 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No 39. WHAT WHERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS FORM? Stealing it 40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? My fat belly, an extension, bevs breasts and teath 41. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE? Not enough 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT THE MOST? Her Breasts 43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? Grow my own 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Se?..Money 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Two 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My sister coz she was named first 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No. 48. WHICH OF YOUR FINGERS IS YOUR FAVOURITE? How can i put this hmm..Ring finger 49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? about a week ago 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? no 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE? Carrots 52. ANY BAD HABITS? snoring 53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? Call girl 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? so much i'd be gay 55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? Yes 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Depends whose looking 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER? Gently! 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Bevs 59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Yes 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD? My Train set 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 92. 62. DO YOU USE SARCASM? I don't use makeup 63. WHERE DID YOU LAST GO ON HOLLIDAY not been 64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? what is it 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Ti?..Se?..Money 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICK NAMES? Big boy, Fat karaoke man, Superguy 67. WHAT IS THE MOST PAIN YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED? My ex cheating on me 68. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no 69. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SPILLED? The Beenz. 70. Another one missing!!!!I'm Not putting Any More In 71. WHATS THE LAST FURRY THING YOU TOUCHED? me 72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE COLOURS? Red and Black 73. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS/SINGERS? Elastic and sowing machines 74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? got no wisdom 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? yes 76. WHO ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? bev 77. LAST THING YOU ATE? can't remember I'm Starving 78. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Bev 79. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Ti?..Eyes 80. FAVOURITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Hi Hi HI By Wings 81. FAVOURITE THING TO HATE? My ex 82. FAVOURITE DRINK? Tea 83. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN? Don't know! 84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT? Don't have one 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Brown no grey 86. EYE COLOUR? Blue 87. Missing in action again. 88. SIBLINGS? Two left 89. FAVOURITE MONTH? August 90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? no 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? porn 92. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My Birthday 93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Yes 94. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Yes! 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS? Relationships 97. WHO IS MOST LIKLEY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Some idiot 98. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Someone with a life! 99. BIGGEST FEAR? Falling 100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU? Yes <a href="http://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/22/i_stole_this_from_random_blog_from_rando~820173/#comments">Comments</a> List ten fictional figures you would have sex with (in no particular order), then tag five people to do the same.

1. Jordan
2. Betty boo
3. Lara Croft (Toomraider girl)
4. Betty (Fred flintstones best mates wife)
5. Wonder woman
6. Bionic woman
7. Supergirl
8. Storm
9. Florance (magic roundabout)
10.Wilma dearing (buck rogers)

Tag five people;

How do you do that then?

1. NAME ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT ?
edd; Fell when i was a kid, had two stitches in my head

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM?
Birthday cards

3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? it's Blick.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TOO? Anything but rap

5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? a map of wales

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Se?..Money

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Se?..Money

8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? am

9. Lol, I notice the original doesn't have a 9 either
so What is your fav. sex position? all of them

10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? Se?..Money

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My Dad

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE/PERFUME? Fahrenheit

14. WHAT TYPE OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Blond, preferably black!
15. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS? no

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Energy drinks

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING? Jam

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Jam Pizza

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD passionate love to? girl friend
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? Double duch

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT THAT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? Life

22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? Oh Yes

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No.

24. FAVOURITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don't wear labels!

25. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Bentley Turbo

26. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH? Cup of tea.

27. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE? crap

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Don't know
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? say what you mean
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: said it

31. BLONDES OF BRUNETTES? Yes please

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Bevs

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU THE MOST? Bev

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF ENGLAND? Yes and wales and scotland and N Ireland
35. YOUR WEAKNESS? bev no sex no Money

36. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? After Shave

37. FIRST JOB? Apprentice electrician

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No

39. WHAT WHERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS FORM? Stealing it

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? My fat belly, an extension, bevs breasts and teath
41. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE? Not enough

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT THE MOST? Her Breasts

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? Grow my own

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Se?..Money

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Two

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My sister coz she was named first

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No.

48. WHICH OF YOUR FINGERS IS YOUR FAVOURITE? How can i put this hmm..Ring finger
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? about a week ago

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? no

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE? Carrots

52. ANY BAD HABITS? snoring

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? Call girl

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? so much i'd be gay
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? Yes

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Depends whose looking

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER? Gently!

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Bevs

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Yes

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD? My Train set

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 92.

62. DO YOU USE SARCASM? I don't use makeup

63. WHERE DID YOU LAST GO ON HOLLIDAY not been

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? what is it

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Ti?..Se?..Money

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICK NAMES? Big boy, Fat karaoke man, Superguy

67. WHAT IS THE MOST PAIN YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED? My ex cheating on me
68. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no

69. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SPILLED? The Beenz.

70. Another one missing!!!!I'm Not putting Any More In

71. WHATS THE LAST FURRY THING YOU TOUCHED? me

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE COLOURS? Red and Black

73. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS/SINGERS? Elastic and sowing machines

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? got no wisdom

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? yes

76. WHO ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? bev

77. LAST THING YOU ATE? can't remember I'm Starving

78. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Bev

79. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Ti?..Eyes

80. FAVOURITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Hi Hi HI By Wings

81. FAVOURITE THING TO HATE? My ex

82. FAVOURITE DRINK? Tea

83. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN? Don't know!

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT? Don't have one

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Brown no grey

86. EYE COLOUR? Blue

87. Missing in action again.

88. SIBLINGS? Two left
89. FAVOURITE MONTH? August

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? no

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? porn

92. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My Birthday

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Yes

94. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Yes!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHO IS MOST LIKLEY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Some idiot

98. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Someone with a life!
99. BIGGEST FEAR? Falling

100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU? Yes

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]]>Drinkinghttp://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/22/drinking~819842/2006-05-22T14:39:34+02:00 If your an Alcoholic - And you wake up after another binge And your body aches all over..again And you've got a hangover.....again And you spent to much money...again And you can't pay the rent....again And ..... again..again...again....again There is only one thing to do:- D O N'T P I C K I T U P!!! Bev Gaza davinia You know who you are I wish you all well. <a href="http://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/22/drinking~819842/#comments">Comments</a> If your an Alcoholic -

And you wake up after another binge
And your body aches all over..again
And you've got a hangover.....again
And you spent to much money...again
And you can't pay the rent....again
And ..... again..again...again....again

There is only one thing to do:-

D O N'T P I C K I T U P!!!

Bev
Gaza
davinia
You know who you are
I wish you all well.

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]]>lauras inner thoughtshttp://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/21/lauras_inner_thoughts~817229/2006-05-21T15:24:41+02:00 How can I still feel this? I no were not together, I no were just friends, I no what you want and don’t want and I no its not me! I don’t understand why you don’t want me anymore it’s a mystery and it hurts!! Its been weeks since Ive spoke to you, and months since ive seen you and u sed I wudnt be in pain if I didn’t see you and you sed id move on if I didn’t talk to you so much! Its not worked its back fired, I miss your face 10 times more I miss your voice and ur jokes and I cant help but be in pain! Why did you lie to me I cant believe you can do this to me after all the love I gave to you and still do I cant stop loving you n I cant stop thinking bout u ! your on my mind more that ever and before I thought of you at nite but now I think of you all day everyday and It hurts! I hate that I love you still, I hate that you can do this to me without even being bothered, I cant believe that I can love you this much n get nothing in return why is that! Why do u treat me this way? How can you say you love me n miss me yet not want me and I hate it plz let me now! Love loza xxxxxxxxxx ps date 10th july 2005 2;15am <a href="http://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/21/lauras_inner_thoughts~817229/#comments">Comments</a> How can I still feel this?

I no were not together, I no were just friends, I no what you want and don’t want and I no its not me! I don’t understand why you don’t want me anymore it’s a mystery and it hurts!!
Its been weeks since Ive spoke to you, and months since ive seen you and u sed I wudnt be in pain if I didn’t see you and you sed id move on if I didn’t talk to you so much!
Its not worked its back fired, I miss your face 10 times more I miss your voice and ur jokes and I cant help but be in pain! Why did you lie to me I cant believe you can do this to me after all the love I gave to you and still do I cant stop loving you n I cant stop thinking bout u ! your on my mind more that ever and before I thought of you at nite but now I think of you all day everyday and It hurts!
I hate that I love you still, I hate that you can do this to me without even being bothered, I cant believe that I can love you this much n get nothing in return why is that! Why do u treat me this way? How can you say you love me n miss me yet not want me and I hate it plz let me now! Love loza xxxxxxxxxx ps date 10th july 2005 2;15am

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]]>Sundayhttp://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/21/sunday~817119/2006-05-21T14:47:39+02:00 Just been at my mams with my two daughters. we had chicken roast dinner. I've got no friends, any offers. I'm new to this blogging game. <a href="http://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/21/sunday~817119/#comments">Comments</a> Just been at my mams with my two daughters. we had chicken roast dinner. I've got no friends, any offers. I'm new to this blogging game.

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]]>Chit Chathttp://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/20/chit_chat~815862/2006-05-20T23:17:45+02:00 A friend said I smoke 5 packs of cigs a day, so that means £10 a day goes to the goverment in taxes on top of my ni payments. if everyone is like me, then we pay for the nhs. if everyone like me gives up smoking who will pay for the nhs then. if everyone didnt vote and we had no MPs would inflation stop moving. <a href="http://fatkaraokeman.blog.co.uk/2006/05/20/chit_chat~815862/#comments">Comments</a> A friend said I smoke 5 packs of cigs a day, so that means £10 a day goes to the goverment in taxes on top of my ni payments. if everyone is like me, then we pay for the nhs. if everyone like me gives up smoking who will pay for the nhs then.

if everyone didnt vote and we had no MPs would inflation stop moving.

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